The Ninth

Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.

• Jess SalgueiroJessica 'Messy Jessie' Tapp
• Corteon MooreChester 'Chip' Hudson
• Neil CroneBenjamin 'The Berg' Berger
• Darryl HindsKashvi 'Cash Money' Suthakar
• Daniel MurphyElias 'Eclair' LeClair (as Michael Daniel Murphy)
• Melee Hutton'Mystic' Linda Callaghan
• Christie StewartAndrea 'Sad Andy' Tapp
• Benjamin BlaisTony 'Noname' Yaznewski
• Aaron ChartrandJeremy 'Juicebox' Berger
• David RhodesUmpire