Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Acted in 99
2020s
- 2026
Mog's Bad Thing
Mr. Bunce (voice)
- 2025
The People Before
Knotweed Man
- 2024
- 2022
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Plank
Dodger
Farmer Grundles · 1 episode
- 2021
Last Train to Christmas
Vic
- 2020
Dog Loves Books
Dog (voice) · 52 episodes
2010s
- 2019
- 2018
Shane the Chef
TV
- 2017
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
Movie
- 2016
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Kevin Ruddock
Billionaire Boy
Len
- 2014
Northern Soul
Terry
- 2013
Dementamania
Movie
Strange Hill High
Various (voice) · 26 episodes
The Job Lot
Kevin · 1 episode
The Mimic
Nigel Lord · 4 episodes
- 2012
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
- 2011
- 2010
The Road to Coronation Street
Harry Kershaw
2000s
- 2009
Big Top
Geoff · 6 episodes
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
- 2008
All Star Mr & Mrs
TV
- 2007
Mobile
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist · 4 episodes
- 2006
Ghosthunting With...
TV
The Dealer
Bat
- 2005
Monkey Trousers
TV
- 2004
Blackpool
TV
Fat Slags
Foreman
- 2003
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Interviewee – Actor
More Great Comedy Moments
Shopkeeper (archive footage)
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
TV
- 2002
- 2001
Station Jim
Harold
Dog Eat Dog
Football Coach
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
Sir Donald Tyburn · 1 episode
Bill and Ben
Bill (voice) · 52 episodes
- 2000
Born Romantic
First Cab Driver
1990s
- 1999
The Flint Street Nativity
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
Movie
- 1998
You Are Here
Peter Keggy
The Fast Show Live
Movie
Ted & Ralph
Vicar
Up 'n' Under
Stan
Roger Roger
Barry · 8 episodes
- 1997
- 1996
Pond Life
TV
Roger Roger
Barry
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
Movie
- 1995
Coogan's Run
Fat Bob · 1 episode
Crapston Villas
TV
The World of Lee Evans
Customer · 1 episode
Dangerous Lady
Lee Ryan · 4 episodes
Fist of Fun
Pied Piper of Hamelin · 2 episodes
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Nathan
- 1994
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Simon Joke
The Day Today
Treasurer · 1 episode
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Bernard Right On/Various
- 1993
Paul Calf's Video Diary
Fat Bob
- 1992
The Dead Good Show
Various · 1 episode
The Weekenders
Policeman 1
Blue Heaven
Waiter 2 · 1 episode
- 1991
Paul Merton: The Series
TV
- 1990
No release date
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Bernard Righton · 1 episode
Wrote 4
2020s
- 2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Writer
1990s
- 1999
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
Writer
- 1994
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Writer
Directed 1
2010s
- 2019
Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm
Director
Appearances51
2020s
- 2025
Secret Life of the Auction House
Self - Narrator (voice) · 7 episodes
Celebrity Puzzling
Self - Panellist · 1 episode
- 2024
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
Self - Narrator · 2 episodes
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
Self · 1 episode
- 2023
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Self
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Self
- 2022
Best Year Ever
Self - Actor · 4 episodes
Celebrity Lingo
Self - Contestant · 1 episode
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Self
- 2021
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Self
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Narrator
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
Self - Contestant · 1 episode
- 2020
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Self
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Self/Various Characters
2010s
- 2019
7 Up & Me
Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Himself
- 2018
The People's Vet
Self - Narrator · 1 episode
- 2017
- 2016
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Self - Presenter
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Self · 1 episode
- 2014
- 2013
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
Self - Narrator · 44 episodes
- 2012
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Himself
- 2011
The Lock Up
Narrator · 14 episodes
- 2010
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Self
2000s
- 2008
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Self · 1 episode
- 2007
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Self - Narrator (voice)
Engineering the World Rally
Himself - Narrator · 6 episodes
- 2005
- 2003
- 2002
1990s
- 1999
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Self
- 1996
- 1994
- 1993
1980s
- 1988
This Morning
Self · 1 episode
1960s
- 1964
No release date
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Self - Team Captain · 1 episode