WordLotto

As 'alternative facts' began to overrun every corner of free speech, Western Civilization found itself divided like never before. Shouting replaced listening. Each side was utterly convinced of its rightness. Spoken words gushed forth, regardless of law or propriety. Citizens saw a verbal Civil War on the horizon and demanded something be done. Welcome to the world of the WordMeter, where every utterance is not only counted but also granted at the discretion of the higher powers. Everyone agrees this is a generous system because allotments of words can be replenished simply by scratching a winning ticket in the WordLotto.

• Johnny BacaDirector
• Tom LopilatoWriter

• Spencer Vaughn KellyTom Brennan
• Dawna Lee HeisingCrystal
• Gui KaleskiRobbie (as Guillaume Kaleski)
• Madison SpearMary Brennan
• Allison PriceKarla Gruntz
• Nicholas GarabedianMotor Boat DJ
• Hettie Lynne HurtesMama Beverly
• Manik BahlCo-Worker #2
• Mike ThompsonCommissioner Root
• Laura RichardsonDeidre Root
• Stacy Marie TurnerDelores
• Seth BrubakerGio Geppetto