Varieties on Parade

Following a live orchestra opening, emcee Eddie Garr greets the audience and tells them about his trip to Los Angeles, where out-of-work actors are always 'acting' while in their service-industry jobs. What follows is a cavalcade of wild and wacky performances.

• Ron OrmondDirector
• Ron OrmondWriter

• Tom NealHimself
• Lyle TalbotHimself
• Jackie CooganHimself
• Eddie GarrHimself/Master of Ceremonies
• Eddie DeanCast
• Iris AdrianCast
• Jimmy MulcayHimself/Harmonica Player
• Mildred MulcayHerself/Harmonica Player
• Milicent PatrickTicket Girl (uncredited)