Up the Chastity Belt

A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

• Bob KellettDirector
• Sid ColinWriter
• Ray GaltonWriter
• Alan SimpsonWriter
• Carl DavisOriginal Music Composer

• Frankie HowerdLurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
• Graham CrowdenSir Coward de Custard
• Bill FraserSir Braggart de Bombast
• Roy HuddNick the Pick
• Hugh PaddickRobin Hood
• Anna QuayleLady Ashfodel
• Fred EmneyMortimer
• Dave KingLandlord of The Blue Boar
• Lance PercivalOur Man in the Holy Land
• Nora SwinburneMistress of the Bed Chamber
• Godfrey WinnThe Archbishop Of All England
• Eartha KittScheherazade