The Size of Watermelons

Alex is the definition of loser. He has no, nor has he ever had, friends. His life has no direction and he has a stupid haircut. While attending the Venice Beach Art School, he meets Lizzy, Patrick and Gnome, who become his friends. When Alex figures out he should make a movie, he decides to do an "alternative political documentary in black and white" about Gnomes struggle to free Hawaii. He hires some brain dead film students and meets the girl of his dreams and he's all ready to make his movie. Until the first scheduled shooting date when Gnome, who has the budget, turns up missing.

• Kari SkoglandDirector
• Rob StefaniukWriter
• Ron SuresOriginal Music Composer

• Paul RuddAlex
• Donal LogueGnome
• Donovan LeitchPatrick
• Marissa RibisiLizzie
• Ione SkyeMaggie
• John Enos IIILeonard
• Adam WestSelf
• Tracey WalterThe Vagrant
• David Lee RussekEddie
• Zack WardSkinhead
• Ed AndersBouncer
• Richard Gilbert-HillDrama Teacher