The Most Fertile Man in Ireland

Unimpressive, 24-year-old virgin, Eamonn (Kris Marshall) lives in Belfast with his mother, during the Troubles. Local girl, Mary Malloy (Tara O'Neil) decides that since she has probably slept with every man in town Eamonn should be next on her list. He proves to be quite a catch... and Mary gets pregnant even though she took precautions. A doctor discovers that Eamonn has a very high sperm count and, with the birth rate in Ireland decreasing, Millicent (Bronagh Gallagher) decides to hire out Eamonn to women whose husbands have been firing blanks; all with the blessing of the local Catholic church which sees it as morally better than artificial means.

• Jim KeebleWriter
• Dudi AppletonDirector

• Kris MarshallEamon Manley
• Kathy Kiera ClarkeRosie
• Bronagh GallagherMillicent
• James Nesbitt'Mad Dog' Billy Wilson
• Kenneth CranhamDa
• Olivia NashMa
• Pauline McLynnMaeve
• Tara Lynne O'NeillMary Mallory
• Toyah WillcoxDr. Johnson
• Harry TowbUncle Eugene
• Marc O'SheaRaymond
• Paddy McCarneyGusti