The Malibu Beach Vampires

In addition to traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires. You know, such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

• Francis CreightonDirector
• Francis CreightonWriter

• Kelly GalindoChairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
• Christina WalkerVice President, Vampire Affairs
• Rod SweitzerColonel Oliver West
• Francis CreightonRev. Tim Fakker
• Marcus FrishmanCongressman Terry Upstart
• Mimi SpivakVampire in Charge of Federal Budget
• Gretchen HousePammy Faye Fakker
• Anet AnatelleWannabe Cher
• Yvette BuchananRocket Scientist
• Becky LeBeauCensus Taker
• AngelyneBarbara Bush Impersonator
• Titus Moede-