Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

• Hy AverbackDirector
• Hal CaptainWriter
• Don McGuireWriter
• Jerry FieldingOriginal Music Composer

• Brian KeithOfficer Michael M. Nace
• Tony CurtisShannon Gambroni
• Ernest BorgnineSheriff Harve
• Ivan DixonSgt. Jones
• Suzanne PleshetteRamona
• Tom EwellBilly Joe Davis
• Bradford DillmanCapt. Myerson
• Arthur O'ConnellMr. Kruft
• John FiedlerMaj. Purvis
• Don AmecheCol. Flanders
• Christopher MitchumAlturi
• Jean ArgyleMrs. Calhoun