Strauchanie - Pure B.S.

Bryan Strauchan - Collingwood's last pick in the 2004 AFL national draft and yet to play a senior game, has captured the hearts of football fans across the country. His daily struggle to make his debut has been graphically depicted , warts and all, with the cameras gaining unprecedented access to Collingwood's inner sanctum.

• Pete HelliarWriter

• Pete HelliarBryan Strauchan
• Nathan BuckleyHimself
• Eddie McGuireHimself
• Mick MalthouseHimself
• Shane CrawfordHimself
• Billy SlaterHimself
• Guy McKennaHimself
• Caroline WIlsonHerself
• Brian TaylorHimself
• Dave HughesHimself
• Christi MalthouseHerself