Panic Time

The musician Udo Lindenberg (played by himself) is kidnapped during the party after a concert. Nobody realises this until the next day, when he doesn't show up in time for a rehearsal. Since the police believes this is only a promotion gag, private eye Kuhlmann (also played by Udo Lindenberg) has to be hired to find him in time.

• Udo LindenbergDirector
• Peter FratzscherDirector
• Karlheinz FreynikWriter
• Udo LindenbergWriter

• Udo LindenbergHimself / Carl Coolman
• Walter KohutMinister Dr. Kurt Kling
• Vera TschechowaFrau Dr. Wunder
• Hark BohmDr. Gerhard Kühn
• Eddie ConstantineLemmy Caution
• Rudolf BeiswangerLeuchtturmwärter Süchtig
• Werner BöhmEntführer
• Karl DallVögelwart
• Helga FeddersenMinisterin für Frauenfragen
• Nippy Noyahimself
• Günter Netzerhimself
• Peggy ParnassMinisterin