Onion News Empire

The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.

• Will GrahamCreator
• Will GrahamWriter
• Daniel MirkCreator
• Daniel MirkWriter
• Todd Strauss-SchulsonDirector

• Jeffrey TamborDavid Bryant
• Christopher MastersonSam West
• Aja Naomi KingJillian
• William SadlerEd Musgrove
• Laila RobinsHelena Zweibel
• Cheyenne JacksonCameron Grey
• Mabel L'EcuyerCourtney Carter
• Jolly AbrahamAbigail
• Jodi Applegate KayDaytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)
• Charles TechmanKip O'Rourke
• Jonathan MarballiTerrorist
• Harriett D. FoyVivian