Nothing Ever Happens

In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

• Roy MackDirector

• Jack Lionel BohnThe Baron
• Charles JudelsWaistline
• Jane GaleScramchen
• Geraldine DvorakMadam
• Curtis KarpePrizering
• Clarence RockThe Room Clerk
• Maurice CassMadam's Impresario (uncredited)
• George GivotChef (uncredited)