No Sex Please - We're British

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

• Cliff OwenDirector
• Johnnie MortimerScreenplay
• Eric RogersOriginal Music Composer
• Anthony MarriottScreenplay
• Brian CookeScreenplay

• Ronnie CorbettBrian Runnicles
• Beryl ReidBertha Hunter
• Arthur LoweMr. Leslie Bromley
• Ian OgilvyDavid Hunter
• Susan PenhaligonPenny Hunter
• Michael BatesMr. Arnold Needham
• Cheryl HallDaphne Martin
• David SwiftInspector Paul
• Deryck GuylerPark Keeper
• Valerie LeonSusan
• Margaret NolanBarbara
• Gerald SimReverend John Mower