No Chance

When a group of international criminals from his past kidnap his daughter, the world's greatest commando sets out for revenge in this action-packed parody of everything you loved about the '80s.

• Matt PoitrasDirector
• Jason ChiltonWriter

• Darren RyanJohn Mantrixx (as John Mantrixx)
• Jason ChiltonBarrett / Orderly #3 / Russian Soldier #5
• Kacey SamieeCheni Mantrixx
• Richard DodwellGeneral Kerbey
• Elle LaMontDr. Dawn Bergman
• Timothy McKinneySullee
• Maya GlickMaelstrom
• Marc JeffreysGeneral Ares
• Vernon WellsBarrett Transformed
• Don DaroSergei Daronov