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Critics rate it 14 points higher than audiences do.
Synopsis
When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
Ratings
IMDb6.1/10
Rotten Tomatoes75%
Critics rate it 14 points higher than audiences do.
6 audience votes
Key crew
- John E. MoyerWriter
- John E. MoyerDirector
- Dave DespainOriginal Music Composer
- Matt LarsonOriginal Music Composer
- Joel StevenettOriginal Music Composer
Cast
- Mark DeCarloCarmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman
- Jeanette PuhichGina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman
- Clayton TaylorVincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman
- Scott ChristopherMichael Jaymes
- Britani BatemanKate Jaymes
- Olesya RulinJulie Jaymes
- Jan Broberg FeltLouise Means
- John E. MoyerAgent Tuttle
- Michael KaganAngello Marcello
- Jay AcovoneJackie
- Joe MaruzzoLittle Nicky
- Frank GerrishRocco