Lost and Found Command: Rebels Without Because

A group of farcical elite of mercenaries made up of dysfunctional members was hired and formed to rescue a group of kidnapped beauty queens and a gay pageant organizer from the hands of a retarded rebel group led by an insane insecure queen Madame Butterfly whose initial plan was only to kidnap Angela Mo Ray from the Kingdom of Kwe Kwe for a hefty amount of money as ransom.

• Felix E. DalayScreenplay
• Tony Y. ReyesScreenplay
• Tony Y. ReyesDirector

• Redford WhiteCorporal Akomplis
• CachupoySgt. Pagaspas
• Boyet ArgamePvt. Habagat
• Raquel SaysonPvt. Amihan
• Rene TupazPvt. Daluyong
• Angela PerezBeauty Queen
• Marilou BendigoMadame Butterfly
• Berting LabraCol. O. Nasaan
• Renato Del PradoSur Dimawari
• Joaquin FajardoKumander Buwaya
• Joseph de CordovaMaj. Problem
• Boy AlanoCapt. Logan