Life's Better Protected

Over budget and out of money to finish an animated film, an eccentric, cannoli-deprived film producer must salvage what footage he can and pawn it off as a condom commercial in hopes of recouping his losses and saving his film company from going bankrupt.

• Robert PatriarcaDirector
• Robert PatriarcaWriter

• Robert BizikSanta Claus
• Joseph D'OnofrioThe Producer
• Alana FuThe Accountant
• Tammy JeanThe Intern
• Ren ParkerSkateboarder
• Marcie RyanSugar
• Sean SanczelThe Chef
• Michael A. StahlerThe Assistant
• Mike StarrThe Casting Director
• Brian Anthony WilsonThe Narrator
• Mala WrightMrs. Claus