Joe Killionaire

In pursuit of ratings, resourceful producers come up with the idea of casting female contestants to vie for the affections of a supposed millionaire in a way that will appeal to the audience. Without further ado, the good-for-nothing Evander becomes the Duke of Boofington, 14th Lord of Ticklebottom, and various ladies don't take long to agree to humiliating tests in front of the camera. The program takes an unexpected turn when a slasher from the audience suddenly takes over the direction.

• Sean MortonDirector
• Sean MortonWriter

• Timothy VaughanSaul Jervis
• Erik HansonEvander T. Motel
• Alana MorsheadZarina Thermopolis
• Sarah Ann SchultzSaran Wrapps
• Karis CampbellSydney Freud
• Alice AlyseElizabeth 'Lizzie' Borden
• Juanita Frassini GoodeYolanda Uhura
• Sandra GuerardSandy Beaches (as Sandra Geurrard)