It's the Old Army Game

Druggist Elmer Prettywillie is sleeping. A woman rings the night bell only to buy a two-cent stamp. Then garbage collectors waken him. Next it's firemen on a false alarm. And then a real fire.

• A. Edward SutherlandDirector
• Ralph SpenceWriter

• W.C. FieldsElmer Prettywillie
• Louise BrooksMildred Marshall
• Blanche RingTessie Overholt
• William GaxtonGeorge Parker
• Mary FoySarah Pancoast
• Mickey BennettMickey
• Josephine DunnSociety Bather
• Jack LudenSociety Bather
• Elise CavannaNear-sighted Woman
• George CurrieArtist
• John MertonFireman (uncredited)