How Thick Is Your Carpet?

Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.

• Jay VannerWriter

• Sam ChurchwardTim
• Maria ShabanovaAnn
• Nelly HollisThe Neighbour (voice)