Hi I Need to Be Loved

Actors from Craigslist audition for a film by reading spam emails from a teleprompter. Three are cast: A Dancer, A Chef, and A Milkmaid. Is this poetry or malware?

• Dan DeaconOriginal Music Composer
• Marnie Ellen HertzlerDirector
• Marnie Ellen HertzlerScreenplay

• Isobel ArnbergDairymaid
• Eric BrownOnion Chef
• Maya MartinezWoman in the locker room