Her Majesty's Pleasure

They are all 'in' for life so the pleasures are sparse, and strictly of their own making.Their really big event is the Christmas pantomime, only this year they have lost their star. Mother Bear has escaped. Still, there is some consolation. The new arrival looks a likely Goldilocks. "There's one or two who'll be after him", says Woodbine - and he knows all their weaknesses.

• Jimmy O'ConnorWriter
• Barry DavisDirector

• John BindonJumbo
• Bob HoskinsWoodbine
• Yolande TurnerLady Chatterley
• Peter FirthArsenic
• Derek GriffithsLimehouse
• Robert BernalProfessor
• Richard PearsonMrs Whiteheart
• Tim WyltonHaystack
• Noel DavisRobbie
• James BreeCoroner
• Paul WilliamsonInspector
• Joe MeliaMother Bear