Hard Soap, Hard Soap

Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can't help but want to solve everyone else's personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.

• John T. ChapmanWriter
• Bob ChinnDirector

• Laurien DominiquePenny Holmes
• Candida RoyalleLinda Lou
• John HolmesDr. John Holmes
• Damon ChristianClosing Credits Announcer (voice)
• Joan DevlonPatty
• Blair HarrisLinda Lou's Date
• Peter JohnsPatient in Yellow Shirt
• Jeff LyleSmith Brother in Tank Top
• Jon MartinWillard
• Dale MeadorRev. Hope
• Carl RegalMilkman
• SabrinaGlenda