Golden Gordon

Barnestoneworth United is the worst football team of 1935, who lose every match. Gordon Ottershaw is, however, their loyal fan, determined to prevent them from being disbanded after their final game. To this end he recruits the players from the renowned winning team of 1922 who turn up to defeat rivals Denley Moor.

• Terry JonesWriter
• Michael PalinWriter
• Alan J.W. BellDirector

• Michael PalinGordon Ottershaw
• Gwen TaylorMrs. Ottershaw
• Teddy TurnerChairman
• David LelandFootball Manager
• Ken KitsonCyril
• John CleesePasserby
• Charles McKeownGoalkeeper