Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.

• William HellfireDirector
• Joey SmackDirector
• William HellfireWriter
• Mick LeoWriter
• Joey SmackWriter
• Pete JaceloneWriter

• William HellfireDerwin
• Joey SmackDerick
• Erin BrownBible Girl
• Lilly TigerPlay Girl
• Chris PerezCar Kid
• Henry KrinkleRetard
• Mikey OvumSpam Jock
• Ryan TrimmerBenchpress
• Kendall 'Shorty' WardAfro-American
• Marie MazurSong Girl
• Mike RonorGoth Boy
• Liz BathoryGoth Girl