Cruise of the Gods

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

• Tim FirthWriter
• Peter BaynhamWriter
• Declan LowneyDirector
• Michael Marshall SmithWriter
• Corrie FraserOriginal Music Composer
• Mykael S. RileyOriginal Music Composer

• Rob BrydonAndy Van Allen
• Steve CooganNick Lee
• David WalliamsJeff Monks
• James CordenRussell
• Philip JacksonHugh Bispham
• Niall BuggyGraham Ball
• Helen CokerJenny
• Rachel ShelleyYasmina
• Jack JonesHimself
• Brian ConleyHimself
• Robin WeaverVivienne
• Daniel CerqueiraDaniel