Confessions from a Holiday Camp

Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.

• Christopher WoodWriter
• Norman CohenDirector
• Ed WelchOriginal Music Composer

• Robin AskwithTimmy Lea
• Anthony BoothSid Noggett
• Doris HareMrs. Lea
• Bill MaynardMr. Walter Lea
• Sheila WhiteRosie Noggett
• Colin CromptonFred Roughage
• Liz FraserMrs. Antonia Whitemonk
• Linda HaydenBrigitte Dubois
• John JunkinMr. William Whitemonk
• Lance PercivalLionel
• Nicola BlackmanBlackbird
• Nicholas Bond-OwenKevin