The read
It runs a compact 1h 27m.
Synopsis
Fitness fanatic, Donald Leek, indulges in a monthly Chunky Monkey experience with, someone vaguely resembling movie-songstress, Julie Andrews, who he's expecting at 7:30pm. His obsession with Ms. Andrews (and her posterior) is somewhat disturbing to say the least. Before she arrives however, he has to dispose of the body parts of Mr Azam, manager of his favourite Indian restaurant, who has neglected to send him a Christmas card. He is interrupted by a peculiar assortment of unwelcome visitors, amongst them, Jesus Christ and a one-testicled self-made millionaire. Each one is as unhinged as their host, who retaliates to the intrusion in extreme fashion
Ratings
IMDb6.2/10
2 audience votes
Key crew
- Greg CruttwellDirector
- Greg CruttwellWriter
- Tom WindriffOriginal Music Composer
Cast
- David ThrelfallDonald Leek
- Alison SteadmanBeryl
- Colin McFarlaneTrevor
- David SchofieldFrank
- Nicola StapletonMandy
- Danny NussbaumNuggett
- Stephen ManganPierre
- Roger SlomanGeoffrey
- Elizabeth WoodcockGaynor
- Emily MorganJulie
- Joe CruttwellYoung Frank
- Mark HadfieldAnnouncer