Brain Smasher... A Love Story

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

• Albert PyunDirector
• Albert PyunWriter

• Andrew Dice ClayEd Molloy
• Teri HatcherSamantha Crain
• Yuji OkumotoWu
• Deborah Van ValkenburghCammy Crain
• Brion JamesBrown
• Tim ThomersonBlack
• Charles RocketJones
• Nicholas GuestSmith
• Dorothy DellsMiss Bellows
• Wrick JonesLead Officer
• Galen SchrickJim Romeo
• Steve TancoraBob Brisco